If there's ever one person to listen to, it's Margaret Atwood. If there's ever one book to read, especially now, it's The Handmaid's Tale.

Get this very subtle T-shirt and remember not to wear it in front of children.

Product Specification

Certified Organic Cotton t-shirt, 155g/m2. Wash cool, hang dry. GM free. Not tested on animals. Does not contain animal-derived products. Printed in the UK with low waste printing tech. Made in a renewable energy powered factory audited for a wide range of social and sustainability criteria.

Size Guide

Centimeters

Chest: Measure all round your chest just below your armpits.

Waist: Measure round your waistline, where your trousers would button up.

Height: Your natural height.

If you fall between the sizes, go for the larger of the two.